Every shore contractor knows the call from the 215 number: water in the back bedroom, owners in Harrisburg, key with the neighbor. That customer — who hires without a handshake, from a screen, three states away — isn't the exception in Cape May County, where 52% of housing is seasonal. They're the market. This letter covers the four silent questions the sight-unseen buyer asks, the $400-per-job shared-lead treadmill and its exit, the "For Second-Home Owners" page nobody has published, and the winterize-watch-open retainer play that turns the trades' lumpiest revenue into subscription income.