An Ode to the Podcast Microphone on a Sales Call: Our Greatest and Most Reliable Douche Canoe

Spring has its flowers. Fall has its gourds. And every season of professional life has its podcast microphone on a Zoom call, blooming perennially in the home offices of men who have described themselves as "builders" in their LinkedIn bio. This is not a piece about audio equipment. This is a piece about what the audio equipment means — and why your nervous system clocked it correctly before the call even loaded.